Welcome to Michael's programming corner!
(currently under construction)

Who am I?

I am a jolly little gnome frolicking around the forest
and/or
An IB student with a hyperfixation passion for computer science and all things programming (especially when it has to do with low level languages, such as C++), along with a horrible sense of humor. I'm also decently interested in physics/chemistry/maths. ()
I want this website to be a safe haven for people like me, a cool place to show off my projects, and a resource for those who are interested in CS like me.

Pronouns?

Tell me approximately <highest-dimensionality-among-normed-division-algebras> things about yourself

1. I absolutely despise Javascript.
   This is a terrible, terrible language that will bring destruction upon this world. Typing out <script> makes me vomit blood. I absolutely despise every line I write in this thing. If I made my own browser (ok, actually, not a bad idea), instead of HTML+CSS+Javascript we'd have what? - C+C+C. Yes. It'll all be C. You'll just send a giant .C file to the viewer. QED.
   If, in a very hypothetical future, I would be forced to write something in Javascript, I'd rather write it in a 🔥COOL LANGUAGE🔥 like C++, C, C#, Rust (okay actually scratch that Rust is lame), FORTRAN or Zig (or, y'know, man up and stop the petty language wars, but that wouldn't be 🔥COOL🔥)
2. I am so obsessed with procedural generation I will have to acronym-ify it into "procgen" in this website, since you'll hear that word every other letter.
3. As a profound sort of irony that not even I understand, at some point I decided to flip the C key on my keyboard upside down [Fig 1]
4. I am a distinguished, sophisticated enjoyer of a piece of media the name of which starts with an "H", and ends with "ck". Yes, that's right. The "hit" 2011 alleged Comedy/Thriller - "Hick"
5. I have saved DOZENS of centimeters of horizontal space by replacing
   
   for (int i = 0; i < n; i++){...}
   
   with
   
   [n]()mutable{for(;n--;){...}}();
   
   (If you look closely it's like a milimeter shorter, see?)
6. Favorite word: "Abscond" (duh)
7. Favorite x86 assembly instruction: rep stosw
8. This isn't a thing about myself, but, like, watch Neon Genesis Evangellion. You're not gonna regret it.
9. I created this website mainly to give myself some public accountability on my projects, so I don't procrastinate on them. So, like, click on my programming blog or smth. (literally the highlight of the whole thing).
10. DELTRARUNE CHAPTER 6 TOMMORROW I SWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!